If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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