I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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