Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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