Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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