recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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