I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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