i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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