oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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