is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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