so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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