I want to stick my p in your. b.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
