I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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