I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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