Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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