No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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