Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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