Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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