just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize