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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.

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"perkaset" sounds like you're on break from a kickass school

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 5:08pm

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LOL @ perkaset. what a rahtahd

Submitted by Polysaturate on Mar 13, 10 at 5:32pm

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Learn how to spell Percocet you fucking moron. Enjoy killing a brain cell.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 7:04pm

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If you can't spell it then you shouldn't be allowed to take it ya fool

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 5:57pm

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"perkaset"? Try roofie. Have a nice nap sounds like someones spring break is gonna start without her kidneys and end waking up in an underground slave ring! Yahoo!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:09pm

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"Perkaset." Really?

Submitted by homer19 on Mar 13, 10 at 5:28pm

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Rapies?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:46pm

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Roofie

Submitted by smishsm0shh on Mar 13, 10 at 8:17pm

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Percocet you idiot. Sounds like you do too many drugs... Lay off the booze and the pills till you have at least 2 brain cells to rub together.

Submitted by h4x0rj3ff on Mar 13, 10 at 6:47pm

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Floories?

Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Mar 13, 10 at 9:40pm

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Spelling fail

Submitted by dandydonut on Mar 13, 10 at 7:23pm

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I may have enjoyed reading this but was too distracted by "perkaset"!

Submitted by Britbrat20 on Mar 13, 10 at 10:03pm

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WTF is "perkaset" some new breed of bird? Try percocet.... If your gonna eat drugs at least know what you're talking about

Submitted by road2recovery86 on Mar 13, 10 at 7:39pm

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To dyslexic. You are a fuckin idiot. You're supposed to sniff them not pop them.

Submitted by boatyardboy on Mar 13, 10 at 6:08pm

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- really? sniff em? u dumbass theres at least 325mg of aspirin in em, might as well snort a tylenol,
  
  Submitted by mojas7565 on Mar 13, 10 at 7:27pm
  
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  - Clearly you're the dumbass. Percocet contains acetaminophen (Tylenol) NOT Aspirin... not to mention they're two rather different drugs to begin with. What's that saying... "It's best to remain silent and be thought an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"? Might want to take that advice...
    
    Submitted by BobJones47 on Mar 13, 10 at 10:26pm
    
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Perkaset?? Are you serious you fucktard!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 1:33am

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Ethan... Boy does not hand out dildo, in soviet Russia he forcefeeds you a tylenol, calling it XTC then gives you rubbing alcohol in vodka bottle while fingering you and stealing wallet and passport.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 14, 10 at 6:34am

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It's the Messiah in disguise. I have no doubts....

Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 13, 10 at 5:21pm

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you. fucking. retard.

Submitted by overslept on Mar 13, 10 at 7:33pm

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I agree. if ya can't spell it, you shouldn't take it. dumbbbb.

Submitted by lilywhiterabbit on Mar 13, 10 at 10:11pm

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I want to kill anyone who says "Hellooo *insert thing I'm talking about". Seriously, stop texting like a retard.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 13, 10 at 5:03pm

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You probably shoukdn't be taking drugs you can't spell but then again if you could spell it you probably wouldn't be taking one handed to you by a stranger...

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 8:29pm

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PERCOCET... Just in case you ever need to spell that again. Have fun and God bless your liver!!!

Submitted by REKJBK on Mar 14, 10 at 3:03am

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Percoset?

Submitted by chris_d on Mar 17, 10 at 1:47am

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A percochet?

Submitted by lahdidah on Mar 15, 10 at 12:29pm

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percocets don't do anything anyways , they just make you puke if you don't eat anything

Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Mar 13, 10 at 5:32pm

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- Percs make you feel like you're wearing a VERY warm blanket around you and you don't want to get up.
  
  Submitted by mhoward90 on Mar 13, 10 at 7:55pm
  
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  - Oh, soooo agree.
    
    Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 14, 10 at 11:38am
    
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Probs shouldn't be taking drugs you can't even spell, dickhead.

Submitted by OneHottMess on Mar 14, 10 at 5:41pm

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Cool story bro

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 6:24pm

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First

Submitted by kggvvbvvvvv on Mar 13, 10 at 5:52pm

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Your stupidity is why you are probably already preggo...

Submitted by guitar_boy on Mar 14, 10 at 9:58am

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Mom?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 4:39am

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The boy next to you probably gave you a date rap drug you dumb ass cunt

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 11:56pm

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In soviet Russia boy on plane hands you a dildo

Submitted by ethan9192 on Mar 13, 10 at 6:05pm

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- If you're gonna do that "Soviet Russia" crap, at least do it correctly. Damn.
  
  Submitted by woodchips on Mar 14, 10 at 3:47am
  
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Yes "perkaset" is always my drug of choice...

Submitted by thejewbag on Mar 15, 10 at 12:09pm

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I love perkasets. They keep you perky especially with a cup of coffee or a gulp of red wine.

Submitted by coulegekid on Mar 13, 10 at 11:49pm

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I agree with yall. This is fucking lame. Percs, big fucking deal.

Submitted by adriancoul on Mar 14, 10 at 10:09am

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Word and fuck a percocet- guaranteed vom on an empty stomach! Xanax is my flight drug or choice. Or vaaaalium of course.

Submitted by princesspesa on Mar 14, 10 at 6:22am

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to boatyardboy, where did I say you had to pop them?

Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Mar 13, 10 at 8:01pm

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