So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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