Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
