covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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