I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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