Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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