Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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