Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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