is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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