Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
