pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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