Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I forget how to act sober
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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