I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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