idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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