Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just pee around me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
