Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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