Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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