do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What a dumb baby whore.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
