When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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