Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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