you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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