I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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