Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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