Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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