Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
