I didn't shave. On purpose
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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