Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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