So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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