I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm passing your future prison.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
