So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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