it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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