That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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