Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize