OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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