ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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