he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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