doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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