so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
someone owes me an orgasm
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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