You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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