yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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