does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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