idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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