Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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